It's not my tummy that is all wonky,
still don't feel like eating this boney.
It has everything to do with crystals in my urine.
Sounds like a C & W song,
I hear ya!
I'm on a super special diet
plus a cream for my woowoo
plus waiting patiently
(where have I heard this before)
Six weeks of this special diet
I'll know if I'm back to normal.
This middle age stuff
ain't no fun!
Time to snooze again,