It's not my tummy that is all wonky,
still don't feel like eating this boney.
It has everything to do with crystals in my urine.
Sounds like a C & W song,
I hear ya!
I'm on a super special diet
plus antibiotics
plus a cream for my woowoo
plus waiting patiently
(where have I heard this before)
Six weeks of this special diet
and then
I'll know if I'm back to normal.
This middle age stuff
ain't no fun!
Time to snooze again,
the antibiotics
make me
woozy!!
